A month ago, our elderly cat had an accident on my stepdaughter’s bed. She is a very messy teenager the bed looked like a pit, and she discovered it after properly rolling in it.

My comment: Well, if your bed looks like a litter, cats will treat it like a litter. If it were made, kitty wouldn’t poo in it.

I have nagged her for 7 years to make her make her bed in the morning. It took one cat shit, and every single day her bed is pristine.

I don’t know if I’m an evil stepmother or an evil genius.