The flat butt problem – do I write too much?

Between promoting my newest release Fangs and Family and writing my why choose epic romantasy, I sit a lot in last week. When I mean a lot, it is a lot. Normally, I go to work, go shopping, and exercise a little, but last week was a maniac with everything happening at once and as I’m on annual leave from my day job and Mark is still working, I had to handle it all.

So I sat on my backside from nine in the morning to late afternoon dealing with things, writing, posting, and all that stuff.

The problem is that the posterior part of my persona started to tingle and got flatter. It’s not even smaller, just flatter, so it’s not exactly the girl’s dream come true.

I know it will sort itself out once I return to my normal job and activities, but what should I do in the meantime?

Write while standing?

Get a butt massage? Is it even a thing – a butt massage and how would I book it?

“Do you have someone who would squeeze and beat my rear end till it’s perky again?” I think this would put me into some unpleasant register.

How do other writers solve this problem, especially the prolific ones who release books every three to four months? If you have any interested thoughts, please let me know. I’m open to even the most crazy advice.