We were watching “Rebel Princess” ( Chinese, historic series). The side character is giving birth everyone screams for hot water and towels.
Me: If I ever deliver don’t you dare to call for hot water.
Mark: If you ever deliver I will call a priest
Me: da fcuk???
Mark: I will become a believer witnessing such a miracle.
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Have a doctor in the family … they said
Mark looking for compassion on WhatApp
Olga: Wtf?
Olga: What have you done this time?
Mark: Knocked my hand
Olga: I think that you have some engineer’s version of self-harm problem
Mark: It’s not like I did it on purpose
Olga: Yada yada … you touch me with this hands so be careful
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You have a choice … well kind of
Olga: Do we have any plans for the weekend?
Mark: I was hoping to rest, have a lie in, read a book or so, I’m bit tired recently.
Olga: Good, so we will clean the garage.