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The over bear-ing Man πŸ˜‚

Mark is well known for being overprotective. Yesterday I had a bad day and it seemed to get into his head. We have this super king-size monstrosity in the bedroom, the biggest one available in the UK because when I sleep, I’m like a starfish on steroids, not only ever extremity is spread wide but also I rotate like a tumble dryer. Mark, for a change sleep as log, you place him in one position, and he wakes up in the morning in the same position … well till his brain gets into β€œprotect my woman mode”.

Last night I was almost asleep hearing his soft snoring when suddenly a long orangutan arm grabbed me by my waist, shoved me across the bed and I was squished by a 6-foot long male body.

Right … oh, did I mention that Marks’s body temperature is the furnace, and I mean it you could fry eggs on his back, so me, a cold sleep lover, start to stew in his heat. I gave him a few minutes to settle down, and I attempted to get back to my side of the bed.
Success… for whole 5 min

Then he just rolled in the bed, invading my side and throwing his leg on me, the whole one, right no my tummy with force I nearly wet the bed, and the rest of his body follows.

Now I’m hanging on the edge for dear life with a massive amount of hot flesh almost on top of me. I was trying to push him away, but it was like fighting with a bear in the middle of the night. Finally, I decided to wake him up because he was asleep and snoring during whole antics. Pushing and pulling, I said,


β€œWill, you go to your side of the bed, you overhearing me!”


β€œYou won’t tell me what to do,” he grumbled and squeezed me even harder

Finally, I managed to relocate him back to his bed space for maybe 10 minutes, then this circus started again and lasted the whole night.

Olena Nikitin

Olena Nikitin is the pen name of a writing power couple, Olga and Mark, who share a love of fantasy, paranormal romance, rich vivid worlds and exciting storylines. In their books and out, they love down-to-earth humour, a visceral approach to life, striving to write realistic romances filled with the passion and steam people always dream of experiencing.

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